Reprehensible

“Reprehensible”

Not too long ago – men simply took what or who they wanted. Yes – then it was unquestionably about the survival of the fittest. The bigger and stronger you were – certainly the more ruthless you became – the more mates you could “acquire”. Those who were weak and cerebral – probably lived lives of loneliness and desperation – unable to pass on their genetic inheritance – that was until the advent of the modern-day “equalizer” – the branch, the rock, the spear – later on the bow and arrow; The hydrogen bomb and then the most effective, ruthless and insidious weapon known to mankind – that of the law degree.

Curiously – perhaps sadly – eons later – brawn, ego and bravado – carry far more weight with the great majority of contemporary women – then do intellect, education, honesty, compassion and integrity combined. Athletes, musicians and the affluent – are the first in line when finding a mate.

Now in the twenty-first century – contemporary women don’t want much – they – most of them – simply desire a “man” who is willing and capable of enduring nine months of gestation, the act of parturition and breast-feeding. Someone who is dotting and subservient, strong, yet malleable, noetic yet “inferior” – with tight muscular buns – who is hung like a bull.

On the other end of the spectrum – most men seek toys with a nice healthy bottom and big bodacious boobs.

With the disintegration of the working class – the obsolescence of the long-term well-paying low-skill job – globalization and the pursuit of excessive profits overseas and yes, “South of the border” – the exorbitant cost of education …

We’re somehow dismayed at the phenomenon of the thirty year-old offspring or “child” living at home with mom and dad. HIV/AID’s – hepatitis C, herpes and the easy access to porn over the internet – combined with the moot emasculation of the male by contemporary woman. With the disintegration of religious and cultural norms – is it really any surprise???

So – as a 56 year-old male who has never been in like let alone love – I, personally have the perfect mate. I can eat what I want when I want it. I can belch or break wind without fear of embarrassment. No compromises. No moodiness. No fear of pregnancy, abortion – nor of familial obligations. I have a different partner every night – no fear of sexually transmitted diseases. For my lover is my personal computer and my hand. I spread no diseases. I exploit no one.

I am selfish.

I am juvenile.

I am alone – yes, I am at times – lonely.

I am the answer to a world plagued by over-population.

I offend merely those with whom I share contempt.

I am of a species which is non-perpetuating – a reassuring comfort to those of you who find me and my opinions, my lifestyle and my behaviors well — reprehensible.

Jessy J.T.